I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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