So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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