Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
