are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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