im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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