like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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