Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
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