This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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