Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
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Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize