She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
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Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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