the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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