absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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