I cockslap morals
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Randomize
