Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
