**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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