i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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