He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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