with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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