There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
