Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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