Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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