nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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