There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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