OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
this is an emotional support booty call
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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