Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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