i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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