...so i touched it.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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