Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
only you would photoshop your dick
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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