dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i think my mom watched the whole time
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
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When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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