idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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