and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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