either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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