Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
