Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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