Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
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Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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