I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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