I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
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I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
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You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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