what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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