u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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