No, you can still breathe under the balls.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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