know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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