worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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