i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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