Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
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