Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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