Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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