True but thats because hes a fetus.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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