in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
he puts the penis in happiness.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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