why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
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Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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