i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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