"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I need a beard to bite.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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