remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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