im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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