why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
We talked him into tasing himself.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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